This is the first story in the Dai story line I reworked with Grammarly. Unlike the other stories I did a little more work on this one hoping to make it easier to read.
Hi, my name is Dai. Ok, it’s really Daisy, but only my sister calls me Daisy. Bitch. This last year of school has been epic. From my first time to my epic party fail. I don’t see how it could get any better or any stranger.
The Dildo I know
My sister is getting married to a nice guy who could do better, but none of that matters now. The most important part of the wedding was taking place tonight. The bachelorette-party. At first, I was spared this because it was being held in a strip club. Then my sister said to her maid-of-honor, “if Daisy can’t go then I won’t either.” She has always tried to have this sisterly bond with me. She keeps calling me Daisy no matter how many times I say, “call me Dai.” Like the word day. I am almost 18, so I can’t drink or go to strip joints, but if they either rent a room or use one of their homes, I would have to go. Mom was already mad she couldn’t come so if arranged just for me I had to go.
The 5th Grammarly reworked Larry Tanner Story
Most people I know call me LT. I was named Larry after the character Larry Dallas from the television show Threes a Company. My girlfriend Jennifer calls me lucky, but luck and I rarely are on the same side. Here are some of my stories warts and all.
I stopped the car about a block away from her house. Jennifer unbuckled her seatbelt and slid over to me, and we kissed. She said, “you might want to try and make a run for it before my father finds you.” She was dressed in my gym clothes from my bag. A pair of blue basketball shorts and a gray tee shirt. I was in a pair of boxers and a football jersey. I am going to kill Greg when I find him. She started to get out, but I stopped her and drove her the rest of the way. In the distance, we could see flashing blue and red lights. The police were in front of her house with her red-faced father. If I hit the gas, who would catch me first the cops or her father?
The forth Grammarly reworked Larry Tanner Story
My parents named me Larry after a character named Larry Dallas played by Richard Kline on the television show Threes a Company from long before I was born. With the last name Tanner, I quickly became LT. Here are some of my stories warts and all.
Duct Tape Plymouth
No signal. This is the 21st century how can we be in America and not have a cell signal. My friends Greg, Luke and I went on a trip to buy some pot. Yes, I know that’s illegal. None of us have smoked it before, and you should try things before you grow old and die inside. I think that’s around 30? Luke said he knew a guy that grows his own and sells it on the down low. I want to tell him he is using “down low” wrong but it’s too funny to see people’s reactions when he says it. We must find our fun where we can. The trouble is that this guy lives about fifty miles out of town. That is where Greg comes into the picture.
This is the third story reworked Larry Tanner story using Grammarly
My parents named me Larry after that guy from an American TV show Threes a Company based on a show from the UK. My girlfriend says they should have named me Jack. My mom said it was almost Stanley or Ralph. Whoever the heck they were? With the last name Tanner, I quickly became LT. Here are some of my stories warts and all.
A Nice Drive in the Park
I woke up in the emergency room with my neck in a brace. A nurse next to me said, “close your eyes and play dead.” I thought DEAD? Then I saw Jennifer’s father just outside the room. So, playing dead would be better than actual death. I heard him talking to the nurse, but I couldn’t hear what was said. After he left, I looked myself over or as much as the neck brace would allow. My shoulder and back hurt and my lower half was numb with plenty of ice on my genitals. My toes moved, so I wasn’t paralyzed. The nurse said he would find a doctor so he could remove the neck brace. He also said, “I wouldn’t want to be you when the pain meds wore off.”
This is the second story in the Larry Tanner story line
My parents named me Larry after that guy from the ancient TV show Threes a Company. Luckily no one my age knows the show. The Larry character was kind of an ass. With the last name Tanner, I quickly became LT. Here are some of my stories warts and all.
The school was having our first boy-girl dance. The freshmen’s dance. An annual event meant to introduce the freshmen to the idea of the school dances or something. A tradition that had something to do with the fact the freshmen are not allowed in the upperclassmen dances. The dance has many rules including no dates. It was also mandatory. I needed clothes that would meet the school's dress code, a long-sleeve button-down shirt, a jacket, and tie. The idea of seeing me dressed up has my parents going nuts. I had to talk my mom out of buying a tux. Dad showed me how to tie the tie. Then mom did the same. Mom tried to teach me how to do the only dance we could do. I explained that no one would be dancing.
This is the first in the Larry Tanner stories.
My parents named me Larry after some guy from an old television show from a thousand years ago. Something about two women living with a gay guy or a guy pretending to be gay or something. I don’t know. With the last name Tanner, I quickly became LT. Here are some of my stories warts and all.
We were all at Drake’s house in the back by the pool. It was summer, and most of us were around 12 years old. We swam in the chlorinated water and just did what kids did. All the guys were in the deep end and most of the girls on the side talking and laughing. Eventually, it became a contest of who can get the most attention. Diving from the side became cannonballs. Then that morphed into jumping from a table and eventually from a ladder into the water. The girls knew the score. They paid attention to the guys they liked no matter what they did. I was one of the guys that might as well be invisible. That was except for one girl. I just never noticed how Jennifer followed me with her eyes. She sat with her friends talking to them while watching me.
The revised Family Sex Tape story from Slightly Awkward Adventures
to read in chronological order read 2, 3 (part 1 then 2), 1 then 4
Here are the Revised Dai (A.K.A. Daisy) stories from the Slightly Awkward Adventures.
Here are the Revised Larry Tanner stories from the Slightly Awkward Adventures.
These are short stories I wrote. Some are connected to the larger books I am working on others are just for the fun of story telling.
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